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(via bushwoolies)
(Source: ihearmarty, via thatskawaii)
is this how people justify their weight?
45,283 called me ugly and my boyfriend a dog to make themselves feel better
This is why i hate myself
(via not-your-fairy-princess)
| mom: | you realize normal people don't have such strong feelings about the oxford comma |
|---|---|
| me: | THE OXFORD COMMA IS IMPORTANT |
| mom: | you realize this makes you a nerd |
| me: | |
| mom: | |
| me: | i had a party with the strippers, george bush and barack obama |
| me: | i had a party with the strippers, george bush, and barack obama |
| me: | without the comma, you are implying that george bush and barack obama are strippers |
| mom: | |
| me: | |
| mom: | this isn't normal |
(via yes-we-cannabis)
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there’s a resident skunk in this neighborhood…
my house always smells like skunk now.
